An Irishman's Guide
to the History of the WorldIn my travels overseas I am often accosted by locals in an Irish-themed bar -sometimes after they have consumed four pints of Guinness, two Jameson whiskies and one large glass of Bailey's Cream Liqueur before completing what seems like a never-ending rendition of 'The Irish Rover'- and asked the eternal question, "OK then, what the hell did the Irish ever do for us?"
Sadly my highly illuminating replies too often get lost in the noises and bustle of a busy pub night. So in order to solve this problem and allow me to enjoy a pint in peace and comfort in the future, I decided to publish here a 'History of the World as told by an Irishman'.
So...
Though brutally oppressed and occupied by those nasty British for over 800 years, nevertheless we Irish managed to take time out from our own endless struggles to help raise the torch of freedom and learning amongst nations and peoples across the globe.
Where ever there was conflict, revolution or famine you can be sure that there was some bright young thing from Ireland’s green shamrock shore doing their best to help bring peace, justice or much needed merriment to troubled lands.
Over the next few weeks in a spirit of global enlightenment, this website will focus in on individual countries and nations to highlight the great debt of gratitude that the world’s population owe to the Celtic Irish & Anglo-Irish. We will view the planet through ‘green-tinted’ glasses.Countries covered will include Mexico, Romania, India, United States, Israel, Australia, Scotland, Greece, Spain, France and virtually the whole South American continent.Part 1: The History of Austria as seen through 'Green-tinted' Glasses
As the university research institute (
DERI) that I work in has had a strong Austrian input over the years, I decided therefore to start our tour of the world with a focus on the ‘Jewel of the Danube’.
The image of Austria
conjures up the beauty of Vienna, the famed
ecclesiastical architecture of
Salzburg, the economic importance of the city's salt mines, the country’s Catholic heritage, its proud tradition as a centre of learning, its once great
military prowess that enabled it to withstand the constant merciless onslaught of the Turkish hordes and other beastly invaders such as Napoleon and build a great Empire that straddled across central Europe.
Well without the Irish, none of these successes may ever have
occurred!
Vienna, Bertie Ahern & the Irish Government connection
The land that is now called Austria was inhabited by Celtic tribes long before the arrival of the Romans circa 2,000 years ago.
The name
‘Vienna’ is Celtic in origin and could possibly have the same roots as
‘Fianna’ a mythological elite band of warriors led by the Irish hero
Fionn MacCumhaill that gave the name to today’s main Irish political party –‘
Fianna Fáil’ (English= ‘warriors of destiny’).However the subsequent arrivals (Romans & later Germans) could not quite get their tongues around the ‘f’ sound and mispronounced it as a ‘v’.
Irish Bring Urban Life, Business Acumen & Learning to Austria

During the ‘Dark Ages’ after the fall of the Roman Empire to marauding German tribes, Austria was left desolated, its once great cities with their libraries and manufacturing enterprises reduced to dust, its economy destroyed. The poor natives lost the ability to write, to enjoy the arts and to take part in international trade. It was a time when there was much wailing and
gnashing of teeth.
Hope, happiness and learning only returned to this God-forsaken land in the 7
th century with the arrival of a merry band of

brave young Irish lads and lassies. Their leader was a highly intelligent and saintly entrepreneur known to history as St. Rupert who had been sent by the Duke of Bavaria to evangelise the region after his successful efforts in Germany. As well as founding the abbey of St. Peter’s in the ruins of the old Roman town of
Juvavia along the River Danube, his establishment of a salt mine nearby gave the area its new name of
Salzburg.
Though the French claim Rupert as one of their own, the evidence reinforces his Irish ancestry. Rupert took on the dual title of ‘abbot’ and ‘bishop’, a feature of the Irish Celtic Church of the time.
Irish Women do their bit for Austria

Furthermore it was written that Rupert once returned from a trip home bringing with him his sister (or niece) who went by the name of
Erintrude and who established
Nonnberg, the world’s oldest convent. ‘Erin’ or ‘
Eirinn’ is the Irish
Gaeilge term for Ireland. Furthermore promoting women to positions of authority in the church was also a contemporary Irish characteristic. Female
emancipation appeared early in Irish society!
Builder of Salzburg Cathedral was an Irishman
Over 50 yrs after Rupert's death, the city’s bishopric was granted to another Irish man Saint Virgil (trans. ‘
Fergal’ in Gaeilge Irish).
Fergal O’Neill laid the foundations of
Salzburg Cathedral (where his statue and that of St. Rupert still stands at the entrance) and is reputed to have transported the bones of two famous Irish female saints(St. Brigit & St.
Samthana) to its hallowed grounds. Just goes to show that few Irishmen, even celibate saints, can survive without their womenfolk (dead or alive)!
Nicknamed ‘the Geometer’, Virgil was a clever lad and renowned scientist who was vehemently condemned by his contemporary St. Boniface (an Englishman of course!) for his statements on the Earth being round and on the existence of other worlds! A man well ahead of this time.
Austria's First Patron Saint: Murdered Irish Tourist
Sometimes the Austrians could be a xenophobic lot taking their frustrations out on innocent foreign tourists. One such unlucky traveller was an Irishman by the name of Colman passing through the

country in 1012 on pilgrimage to the Holy Land of Palestine. Unfortunately some hostile locals at
Stockerau near Vienna accused him of being a spy. He was tortured and hanged. The fact that he couldn't speak German and hadn't a clue about what he was being accused of didn't help his survival chances! His accusers soon learned they had made a big mistake and had killed an innocent man. Mortified, impressed by the Irishman's bravery under torture and noticing that people were being
miraculously healed from disease whilst praying at his graveside they soon had Colman (or
Koloman) declared the country's first patron saint.
Colman became the patron saint for hanged men.
Sadly the incident didn't improve Austrians' attitudes towards tourists. In the next century the great warrior Richard the
Lionheart, after fighting wars in France, Sicily, Cyprus and the Holy Land as well as surviving shipwreck, was kidnapped by Duke Leopold and his troops near Vienna and held until a king's ransom was paid by his mother.
‘Sound of Music’ & how the Irish Taught the Austrians to Sing
(& probably how to Dance!)
(...The Hills were Alive with the Sound of Irish Music...)
The internationally acclaimed Roger and Hammerstein musical ‘The Sound of Music’ is based

on the true life story of the Austrian ‘Von Trap’ family. The story’s main protagonist is Maria
Kutschera who, while a novice at a convent, was asked to teach the children of the widowed war hero Commandant Georg Ludwig
von Trap. Her great gift was singing. Ludwig was so enamoured with Maria that he later married her. The rest as they say is history.
The convent that Maria came from was in fact
Nonnberg founded by the Irish woman
Erintrude in the early 8
th century.
The chanting of daily evening vespers by
Erintrude and her female companions was obviously the beginning of the (Austrian) hills coming alive with the sound of music.
Jolly Group of Dancing Irish Nuns?
Austrian Navy- an Irish invention!
Yes, landlocked Austria once had a large powerful navy whose founder was an Irishman. Up until 1918, Austria controlled a vast empire
stretching from the southern Poland to the Adriatic coast along what is now Croatia and Italy.
George Forbes from
Granard in Co.
Longford was made Vice-Admiral by Emperor Charles VI in 1719 and established the first Austrian
Habsburg naval force in the Adriatic waters.
Austrian's Most Decorated War Hero- had Irish ancestry Known as the ‘Eagle of Trieste’, Gottfried
von Banfield was one of World War One’s most famous flying aces. A naval officer and founder of the Austrian air force, he was the last recipient of the Austria-Hungarian Empire’s Order of Maria Theresa. Gottfried was a member of a well-known Irish-Austrian
military family, his grandfather being a
Banfield from Castle Lyons in Co. Cork.
“The more Irish in the Austrian (military) service the better…”
On the principle of the ‘enemy of my enemy is by friend’, hundreds of thousands of Irish during the 16
th, 17
th, 18
th and early 19
th centuries

served as soldiers in the armies of European powers at war with an English state that was occupying their homeland. Their departure from Ireland was looked on with great sorrow by the families they left behind who romanticised them as wild geese flying across the seas to distant lands many never to return. Hence the popular term for these Irishmen - 'The Wild Geese'. They found though a hearty welcome in the armies of the continental empires of their Catholic
coreligionists where their military prowess was much valued. This was
especially true in the Austrian
Habsburg Empire where many Irishmen reached the ranks of field marshals, generals and military governors and whose descendants continued to serve the monarchy until its collapse in 1918.
The Irish American writer Brian
McGinn, who has written extensively of the Irish that served in foreign armies, gave details of a letter written by Emperor Francis 1 (husband of Maria Theresa) in 1765 which summarised the esteem that they they were held in by the
Habsburgs:
"The more Irish officers in the Austrian service the better; our troops will always be disciplined; an Irish coward is an uncommon character; and what the natives of Ireland even dislike from principle, they generally will perform through a desire for glory."St. Patrick’s Day Palace Party , Vienna 1766

How influential these Irish became in Austria can be shown by a review of the attendees at the world’s first recorded St. Patrick’s Day house (well actually palace!) party that took place on March 17
th 1766 in Vienna hosted by the Spanish ambassador to the Imperial court.
First of all the host himself, Ambassador Count
Demetrio O’
Mahony, was the son of the Irish war-hero Daniel O’
Mahony who won international acclaim for his bravery fighting with the Irish Brigade at the Battle of
Cremona in 1702.
The guest list included Count Francis Maurice Lacy, President of the Imperial Council of War, along with generals
O'Kelly, O'Donnell, Browne,
Maguire,
McElligott, and
Plunkett as well as dozens of other Irish serving as governors, privy counsellors and army.
It must have been one hell of an ex-pats party!
Loss of Irish Soldiery Leads to Collapse of Austrian Empire
This tradition of Irish men attaining positions of high

military authority continued into the next century.
Lavall Nugent and Thomas Brady, two Irish officers in the Austrian Army who served with distinction during the Napoleonic Wars were both conferred with the rank of Field-
Marshal.
Another Irish Field-Marshal, Andreas von O'Reilly, was Governor of Vienna in 1809 when he was left with no choice but to surrender the city to the more powerful French Army of Napoleon.
However by the middle of the 19th century, the flow of Irish to the armies of Austria had dried up as they emigrated instead to the Americas and parts of the British Empire. This loss of talented Celtic warrior talent may explain why the Austrians were defeated in World War One and their Empire crumbled- Just a theory!